A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads: “The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now–Before It’s Too Late!”
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From around the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, “Do you think the sign should just say “Bridge Out?”